You’ll notice that these are the raw transcripts of the series. As such, they have no scene directions or character identifiers.

But if you’re looking for a written version of what is actually said on screen… this is it!

If you’re looking to compare it to the original script, it is the pub trivia part of this one.

Rock on, you transcription loving dude!

Team Leader Eps. 7 “Pub Problems”

-What this team needs is a new leader.

-No.

-It’s a bump in pay.

-No.

-Flex time.

-No.

-Come on. There’s so much riding on this presentation.

-No, just…

-No more games.

-Thank God. I’ll see you tomorrow. On Saturday. Pack your stuff. As your new team leader I’m going to require your work space for all the work that I don’t do.

-That’s so funny I forgot to laugh. You? Team leader?

-That’s right, and I’m double-desking you. Roxanne! I’m in.

­-Which sport provides the backdrop for the Oscar-winning 1979 movie Breaking Away?

Cycling.

-Yeah!

-In the ‘90s sitcom Saved By The Bell, name the Zack Attack’s hit song.

-There’s no way you know this.

-The answer: Friends Forever.

-Friends Forever. Kind of like you and losing. Four months of mono, 1991. If you got any Blossom questions, I’m your gal.

-I’m a big Joey Lawrence fan. Whoa!

-That makes one of us.

­-…episode of Diff’rent Strokes that dealt with drug abuse. Now moving on to fashion.

-Fashion. Nice. All Chuck.

-Chuck, could you…

-Shut up! I’m only one answer ahead.

-I talked to Roxanne.

-Booyah! All tied up.

-What kind of guy are you? That was a Ralph Lauren question.

-Really?

-It’s kind of hard to be on a trivia team when only one of us shows up.

-Roxanne asked me to be team leader.

-Beautiful. Did she cry in her Union Jack hanky when you shoved it back in her face? I’m due for a bit of good luck, eh, Chuck?

-Hang on, Toots.

-I took it. The offer. I took it.

-Which political entity on the South American mainland…

-Oh. Well, congratulations, I guess. I mean, you deserve it.

-Do I?

-Yeah. It’s great. Really. Hey, everybody! Brooke here just got a new promotion. You’re looking at my new boss.

-Those are my keys.

-Brooke? Which one was Brooke? The he or the she?