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Team Leader Eps. 6 “Last One Out”

-Brooke, be a lad and pop back in.

-I didn’t get fired.

-What this team needs is a new leader.

-No.

-It’s a bump in pay.

-No.

-Flex time.

-No.

-Come on. There’s so much riding on this presentation. I need your help. Your mind. Your body.

-Stop. Just…

-Okay. No more games.

-Thank God. I’ll see you tomorrow. On Saturday.

-Where’s my denim?

- Oh, I wore it home last week. I thought it would be okay; we’re cube buddies.

-You took my jacket?

-There was a breeze.

-Well, yeah. And now there’s a breeze again, and I’m without a coat. You often take other people’s things home?

-That’s for me to know and for you to find out. Besides, I do so much around here, you don’t even know.

-What do you do around here? Let’s see. You recycle the same five jokes. You jack people’s outerwear. What are you even still doing here?

-I like to be the last one to leave. After work, I like to stick around and check all the wastebaskets…

-For what?

-Contraband. Isn’t it obvious? After today, I might have to be the first one in, too. Cake was in before me, and look what happened. Not that I’m responsible, but for sure, last one out.

-What are you talking about? There is nobody else here.

-You’re here.

-I’m leaving.

-Then I’ll walk you out.

-What if there’s somebody hiding in the bathroom, huh? Waiting for you to leave. Screws up their whole plan.

-I’ve got a list. In times, out times. Lunch. Great thing about Excel is you can cross-reference the…

-Every day?

-As an only child, I developed the keen insight for people…

-Whoa! Whoa, whoa. You have a key to my desk? I didn’t even know it locked.

-Exactly. You have no handle on your work space. When was the last time you actually used it for work? “May 5. Brooke edits internal memo. Misspells internal I-N-T-U…”

-Pack your stuff. As your new team leader, I’m going to require your work space for all the work that I don’t do.

-That’s so funny I forgot to laugh. You? Team leader? Mr. May 5?

-That’s right, and I’m double-desking you. Roxanne! I’m in.