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Team Leader Eps. 3 “Uncle Reggie Saves The Day”

-I think Cake is dead.

-I think you’re dead.

-Well, dead… Dead like what? Dead inside? Dead serious?

-Dead like empty-bottle-of-pills dead. Okay. How long can we leave Cake at her desk like that before someone’s going to notice?

-Shit.

-I’m going to tell her.

-What? Are you off your nut? What did you tell me the first day, 9:00 a.m.?

-I know. I know. Turtle.

-Keep your head in your shell, boyo. And that’s right. The key to keeping the Martin-Wells account has just committed suicide, and you want to be the one to tell Miss Foxy Roxy?

-Who kills themselves on a Friday? Me? I’d kill myself on a Monday. Give the office a whole week to mourn.

-What do you propose we do?

-Think we’ll get to go home early?

-That really shouldn’t be our focus right now, okay?

-Oh, I forgot. You’re going to get fired.

-Me? I didn’t kill her.

-Murderer.

-Standard office protocol. Whoever brings the problem to the boss is the problem to the boss. Remember Smitty?

-Last time I saw him, I think he was picking up cigarette butts behind the bowling alley.

-What were you going behind a bowling alley?

-Now what are we going to eat?

-Don’t worry, okay? It’s a tragic time. Uncle Reggie has taken care of everything. Brooke is going to talk to Roxanne.