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But if you’re looking for a written version of what is actually said on screen… this is it!

If you’re looking to compare it to the original script, it is the first few scenes of this one, up until the boardroom scene.

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Team Leader Eps. 11 “Reservoir Frogs”

-Your new team leader, Brooke Havlock. He will complete Cake’s legacy by getting us a win in Monday’s presentation.

-Cake really fucked us. Even if I stay up all night, I’m not going to be able to get this done.

-I could help you. I could even take care of it for you.

-Really?

-Are you asking me? Search and replace “05” with “06.”

-We still need a presentation.

-Top Talkeroo, huh?

-I accept.

- Welcome to the 2006… Shit. Welcome to the 2006 Martin-Wells Presentation. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Bathe in a stream. Ski trails on a mountain side. Welcome to the presentation. I’m going to give to you today… The tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips. The tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips.

-Reggie. You lot have really come through for this company. I’ll just go over the figures if you’ll pass over the report.

-Sure. I just want you to know, though, that the key to a successful client presentation is the presentation itself. The longer their eyes are upon you, the less they’re on the page. Documentation is a thing of the past. Presentation is the future, and before you know it, poof! The presentation’s over. They’re sitting back smiling without ever having turned the page. You’ve sold them, much as I have done to you. Smoke and mirrors. Smoke and mirrors.

-They’re here.