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Team Leader Eps. 10 “Babbles in Crisis”

-Alice. Alice, are you ready? Are you coming? Come on, Alice.

-I’ll meet you there.

-Can I say a few words about Cake? I was on the high school speech squad. First in Province. Top Talkeroo ’94, ’95, ’96, ’97. I did an award-winning speech on “Marihuana: Nature’s Dark Herb.” She’s making copies for Jesus now and presentations to the Lord.

-Your new team leader, Brooke Havlock. He will complete Cake’s legacy by getting us a win in Monday’s presentation. Would you like to say a few words, Brooke?

-Well played. Got a couple of nicknames rolling around up here for you, buddy. Babbles.

-I don’t think so.

-It’s like “babbling Brooke.”

-Yeah, it’s just pretty bad.

-Well, it’s no Cake.

-No, Cake was pretty bad too. I mean, her name’s Cake. She brought cakes all the time. It’s pretty obvious.

-Every journey begins with a single step my friend. Got a new one for you. It’s coming to me. It’s coming to me. I’m going to say the very first thing I see when I open my eyes. Shirt… Shirty. Shirty. You’re always wearing shirts.

I’m in. Always wanted to say that. You know, like the computer guys.

-Oh, I gotcha. I gotcha.

-All right. Here it is. Martin-Wells Presentation. I’ll just open them all.

-Okay, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Hold on. Those are… Those are the numbers from last year. Where’s the one from this year?

-These are the numbers from last year. Cake hadn’t even started yet.

-Figures. She let a little thing like death get in the way of her commitments.

-Okay, well, what about this one? It’s got the… It’s got yesterday’s date on it.

-“I can’t back another cake.”

-What’s that have to do with Martin-Wells?

-Those are Cake’s last words. They’re a suicide note.

-So let’s go over what we know. Today is Saturday and the presentation is on Monday.

-And we have nothing.

-I’d like to amend that statement. You have nothing.

-Cake really fucked us. Even if I stay up all night, I’m not going to be able to get this done. I’ve got to get the numbers from accounting first.

-No, you don’t.

-Yeah, of course I do.

-I could help you. I could even take care of it for you.

-Really?

-Are you asking me?

-Sure.

-That’s one. Search and replace “05” with “06.”

-We still need a presentation.

-Top Talkeroo, huh?

-I accept.