Everyone (including us) calls her by her last name, Alice. She lives her entire life waiting for one weekend a year – the May 24 long weekend. The rest of the year she’s pretty much just filling her time – work, going out, getting high.

Alice gets along better with guys than gals. She’d be a tomboy if she wasn’t so petite and uncoordinated. Sarcasm and wit mask her utter disappointment with her life. Deep down, Alice would love a change…but she hasn’t the first clue how to go about turning her life around.